"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/01/2014 at 13:05 • Filed to: Club Openings | 9 | 100 |
Hey you! Yeah you. Are you tired of lurking? Ready to join the front lines? Join OppositeLock as an author today! OppositeLock needs your insight, your talent and your love of all things mechanical. Its as simple as dropping a line in the comments below that you would like to be an opponaut! Don't let another productive day go by, join us instead!
OppositeLock is pretty great, if you haven't heard, because:
Racecar
Its one of the few self governed, civil car environments on the entire webs
A diverse group of talents, interests, demographics and wants create very cool and engaging content for all
If you would like to be a part of this amazing community, just let us know! A few rules, however:
1. You gotta learn the rules and play nice
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
2. Seriously, this is a cool place and we want to keep it that way, so in addition to rules there are some !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
3. Please don't ask for a friend, we will be posting enrollment posts monthly to encourage people to get their own oppo cards. The reasons we want to ask for yourself are many:
You gotta want it, at least a little.
We like to see a commenting history so we know what type of characters we let in. Not everyone gets in, though its pretty easy.
If you think you have got what it takes to be a part of the best user based car site there is, leave your request in the comments with your kinja page. eg. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
When you are done, read this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and welcome aboard!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Also, there have been a few recent additions to help you rally through OppositeLock like a Red Bull powered partially robotic Finn.
Want the best of oppo? Check out !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Looking for a directory? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
If I don't get to your request right away don't fret, myself or another moderator will be with you shortly.
macanamera
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:12 | 6 |
Oppositelock made me stop paying attention at work and now I'm homeless!
HammerheadFistpunch
> macanamera
10/01/2014 at 13:13 | 4 |
Excellent point, and you too could have the leisure time of macanamera by joining up today!
macanamera
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:17 | 7 |
Yeah! Mail your one-time application fee of $100 to:
Macanamera
3rd Manhole Past The Traffic Circle
K Street NW, Washington DC
Captain of the Enterprise
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:18 | 0 |
I'd like to be an author and to stop lurking!
BKRM3
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:20 | 1 |
Came here to say this: Lead image is awesome. Carry on.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Captain of the Enterprise
10/01/2014 at 13:20 | 0 |
Welcome aboard captain!
HammerheadFistpunch
> BKRM3
10/01/2014 at 13:21 | 1 |
Thanks, it was a fun shop. Hadn't had any one compliment it so thats a win!
Diesel
> macanamera
10/01/2014 at 13:21 | 0 |
You have a 3rd Manhole? Man, you really are Pro.
BKRM3
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:22 | 0 |
The lean out the window is just perfect. Bravo.
Captain of the Enterprise
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:24 | 0 |
Awesome, is there somewhere I can read about some of the finer points of kinja, I keep hearing about being in the grey and something called an FP, is that front page?
macanamera
> Diesel
10/01/2014 at 13:28 | 1 |
HammerheadFistpunch
> Captain of the Enterprise
10/01/2014 at 13:29 | 1 |
Ah, the Jargon. So here is the story on the grey - it wasn't very good, but Liam Neeson is usually amazing. oh wait, i mean, The grey is for commenters who haven't proven their worth on the battlefields of the gawkerverse, at least in the eyes of the authors/moderators of any one particular kinja site. You are ungreyed temporarily if an followed member replies to you, you are ungrey permanently (or until kinja changes its mind again) when an author or moderator of a site follows you on behalf of the site. FP = front page. the hieracrchy of status is grey -> followed -> Author (what you are on oppositelock) -> moderator -> owner.
So being an author you have no worries about the grey here in oppo
Future ND Owner
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:30 | 0 |
I would like out of the greys please!
PushToStart
> macanamera
10/01/2014 at 13:31 | 2 |
That's ok, because you can earn $2728462 a month by working from home on the internet like my cousin's roommate's mother's dog did! Just go to ——————> WWW. JOBSANDSHIT .COM
HammerheadFistpunch
> Future ND Owner
10/01/2014 at 13:31 | 0 |
out of the grey? or author status?
Future ND Owner
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:34 | 0 |
Both?
HammerheadFistpunch
> Future ND Owner
10/01/2014 at 13:35 | 0 |
Seeings as how your comment history is a little fresh faced, I will ungrey you here on oppo so you can make some good comments and enjoy the show for a little bit. Get back to me in a week and we'll take it from there.
Future ND Owner
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 13:39 | 0 |
Sounds good. I have been lurking for years and love the site.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Future ND Owner
10/01/2014 at 13:41 | 0 |
Awesome, I liked the comments I saw in your history, but it was a touch short for my taste. This isn't an exclusive club, but we do have a great community thats worth a weeks tryout in my opinion.
macanamera
> PushToStart
10/01/2014 at 13:45 | 0 |
How can I work from home, I'm homeless! And where am I going to get internet? I mugged a guy for this iPhone, and who knows how long the data plan will last....
PushToStart
> macanamera
10/01/2014 at 13:56 | 0 |
Work from the home in your imagination, it works just as well as that website.
thebigbossyboss
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 14:00 | 0 |
This actually reminds me. My marker in the Oppo map ( https://mapsengine.google.com/map/view?mid=z… ) is a bit wrong. How can I move it eastwards?
Bad Idea Hat
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 14:01 | 4 |
I signed up for Oppositelock, and a polar bear fell on me.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Bad Idea Hat
10/01/2014 at 14:30 | 0 |
lucky! who doesn't love polar bears?!
Transit
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 14:43 | 0 |
Please requisition my authorship post-haste, old bean! It's high time I stopped leaching upon this great society and become a productive posting member.
Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 15:23 | 0 |
http://motorheadkeith.kinja.com/
Would love to have authorship abilities.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
10/01/2014 at 15:27 | 1 |
you got em
HammerheadFistpunch
> Transit
10/01/2014 at 15:27 | 0 |
Go forth and be productive!
gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 15:34 | 0 |
1. I read the rules
2. I read the guidelines
3. I read the "new opponauts guide" and got stuck configuring all my cars into the:
Speaking of rides, if you want to find out how "Jalop" your car is SLAVE2ANMG made this fun test.
Highest was 129 points for an '05 350Z, and the lowest was 36 points for a 1984 Tercel wagon (auto and FWD)
Anyways, please grant me authorship and I will do reviews of elderly crapcans, large trucks, and assorted farm machinery!
http://gbergey.kinja.com/
HammerheadFistpunch
> gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
10/01/2014 at 15:40 | 1 |
First order of business as a new author should be some farm machinery review, including the limbs lost per hour...thats an important metric these days.
Bad Idea Hat
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/01/2014 at 16:59 | 0 |
HammerheadFistpunch
> Bad Idea Hat
10/01/2014 at 17:03 | 0 |
I don't get that reference, but I like where its headed.
Pcannizzaro1986
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/02/2014 at 05:47 | 0 |
I would love to be an author and contribute to my favorite site on the web.
http://pcannizzaro1986.kinja.com/
kaheff (L20E)
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/02/2014 at 07:07 | 0 |
Please consider me. I am a nice guy most of the time and tend to stay away from people when I'm not. Take this Bristol Fighter as bribe:
RockRam
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/02/2014 at 08:12 | 0 |
Would be an honor if I could be out of the grey. And to occasionally post some good content. http://rockram.kinja.com/
dontbethatguy
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/02/2014 at 11:43 | 0 |
I would like to request my appropval for Oppo authorship.
http://dontbethatguy2.kinja.com/
HammerheadFistpunch
> dontbethatguy
10/02/2014 at 12:54 | 0 |
it is done. welcome.
HammerheadFistpunch
> RockRam
10/02/2014 at 12:55 | 0 |
your in, we need more chevy guys like you here..........
HammerheadFistpunch
> Pcannizzaro1986
10/02/2014 at 12:57 | 0 |
welcome aboard.
wallaby13
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/05/2014 at 23:53 | 0 |
I'm a little late. But I'd like to be an author. I can share all my car related pictures from 3 months in Tokyo.
Also I do engineering stuffs for big diesel engines, and can share my knowledge
mallthus
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/07/2014 at 01:41 | 0 |
It's time...time to post stoplight photos of an Ur Quatro and a Quantum at the same stoplight...time to remind people that a Mopar 360 and an AMC 360 are apples and oranges...time to write some stuff.
HammerheadFistpunch
> mallthus
10/07/2014 at 13:17 | 0 |
Welcome, look forward to seeing your writing be sure to brush up on the handbook since you've been a lurker for a while but a newly minted author.
HammerheadFistpunch
> wallaby13
10/07/2014 at 13:21 | 0 |
you're in, sorry for the delay.
Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/07/2014 at 20:04 | 0 |
I would like to request authorship on Oppo, please.
http://hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready.kinja.com/
raygone
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/08/2014 at 15:52 | 0 |
I've been lurking forever,
Always been a little shy,
However, I now have an endeavor,
To be a ungrey-guy,
Or if you're comfortable
With someone a little green,
Writing about V8 coffee tables*,
Well that'd be just peachy-keen :)
*no promises about V8 coffee tables, sorry :C
**Also, I know I might be a little late on this, and I apologize.
http://raygone.kinja.com/
RustyO
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/09/2014 at 11:35 | 0 |
can I get authorship status? I have a question oppo's infinite wisdom.
Kaizer Soze
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/12/2014 at 03:26 | 0 |
I don't know if you are still looking at this, but I would LOVE having authorship, and I can't wait till next month. Or at least a de-graying so everyone can see my amazing comments.
Gamecat235
> Kaizer Soze
10/12/2014 at 03:37 | 0 |
added. Familiarize yourself with the links in this post (handbook, etc) and welcome aboard.
Kaizer Soze
> Gamecat235
10/12/2014 at 09:27 | 0 |
Hell yeah! Thanks so much. Heres a Duesenberg SJ engine bay for your troubles:
bwp240
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/16/2014 at 16:48 | 0 |
Could I have authorship? I am getting tired of talking to myself about cars.
HammerheadFistpunch
> bwp240
10/16/2014 at 16:50 | 0 |
You're in
Ralstig
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/16/2014 at 18:39 | 0 |
I would like to be able to post on opposite lock.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Ralstig
10/16/2014 at 18:44 | 0 |
You're all set!
Ralstig
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/16/2014 at 18:45 | 0 |
Awesome, thanks!
Troy Johnson
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 18:06 | 1 |
Can I be added for authorship...please?
El-Verde
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 19:17 | 0 |
Would absolutely love to begin contributing here. I have an extremely Jalopnik garage and often have the urge to share my ideas out of pure narcissism.
Also I have fun with photoshop sometimes as I have much experience with the pixels.
Am I in?
Carlitos the Fünfer
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 19:39 | 0 |
I had no idea this was a thing. Sign me up!
MysticStick
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 19:54 | 0 |
Hey Mr. Fistpunch, I would like to have an authorship. I have things to talk about! Important things ! Seriously; I'd like to have the opinions of the oppo community sometimes without threadjacking. Also, Corvette C3 news! Wait, is it still news if it's an old car?
44444444444
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 20:07 | 0 |
I would like to be an opponaut...
I readed all the rules.
I have a 6 speed V70R. 300HP AWD (Manual) WAGON.
TheHondaBro
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 20:46 | 0 |
I'd like to be an Oppo author if you're still looking for people.
Lomac
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 22:45 | 0 |
Any chance to be considered? Would love to be an author (have some great ideas burning a hole in my head), but being let out of the friend (read: grey) zone would be a good start!
lomac.kinja.com
superdave847
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2014 at 22:58 | 0 |
I would like to join, too!
Shaggy
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 05:25 | 0 |
May I be un-greyed, please? Genuine enthusiast and commenter here, don't have time to author much but would like to make apt commentary here and there.
Thanks for any consideration.
Frenchlicker
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 10:55 | 0 |
Off topic: Im glad I'm not the only one that thought The Grey wasn't that great.
Stephen the Canuck
> Frenchlicker
10/19/2014 at 13:23 | 0 |
It was a bit ridiculous, but I still found it to be an entertaining movie. Definitely not his best work though.
George McNally
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 16:53 | 0 |
Hi, I'd like authorship when you have time.....I think I had authorship at one point, but I'm pretty sure Kinja ate it :-)
http://georgemcnally1.kinja.com/
Thanks!
HammerheadFistpunch
> superdave847
10/19/2014 at 21:56 | 1 |
Dave, I read your legacy review and I liked it, but you have such a thing comment history that I would love for you to lurk on oppo for a little while first. Interact, get a feel for the place and be a part of the conversation. I am following you for oppo now so you aren't in the grey. Check back with me in a few weeks.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Lomac
10/19/2014 at 21:59 | 1 |
welcome aboard.
HammerheadFistpunch
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2014 at 22:01 | 0 |
I've been looking over your history and I can't find anything you've actually written. I will follow you for opposite lock (out of the grey) so you can make a contribution. Get back to me in a few weeks so I have something to base it on. Thanks.
HammerheadFistpunch
> 44444444444
10/19/2014 at 22:02 | 0 |
Welcome! your in.
HammerheadFistpunch
> MysticStick
10/19/2014 at 22:04 | 0 |
It didn't hurt you at all that my dream ride is a restomod C3. Welcome aboard.
superdave847
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 22:10 | 0 |
Thanks!
HammerheadFistpunch
> El-Verde
10/19/2014 at 22:13 | 0 |
you are.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Troy Johnson
10/19/2014 at 22:17 | 1 |
Dude I have a thing for the IS300 sportcross AND I had a car shipped via transport that I was terrified this would happen. Welcome.
HammerheadFistpunch
> George McNally
10/19/2014 at 22:19 | 0 |
You're all set!
HammerheadFistpunch
> Shaggy
10/19/2014 at 22:34 | 0 |
you are ungreyed.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Carlitos the Fünfer
10/19/2014 at 22:36 | 0 |
I've followed you for oppositlelock, make yourself at home, if this place seems like a good fit, hit me up again to talk about authorship.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
10/19/2014 at 22:38 | 0 |
you in...with an explanation of your chosen name.
HammerheadFistpunch
> raygone
10/19/2014 at 22:39 | 0 |
You're in. FZJ80 for life
TheHondaBro
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 22:43 | 0 |
Ok, sounds good.
I do write, but I tend to recommend posts more.
HammerheadFistpunch
> TheHondaBro
10/19/2014 at 22:47 | 0 |
Sounds great I will be looking forward to seeing some of your comments on the posts.
Troy Johnson
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/19/2014 at 23:35 | 0 |
Thanks! I never thought it would happen to me...I do think I've narrowed down a SportCross, however. I'll make a sweep to make sure there isn't any greener grass and do this all over again. Fingers crossed.
raygone
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 00:01 | 0 |
Many thanks! :D My first 'Cruiser, and it's not quite on the road yet, but I'm super excited :)
Carlitos the Fünfer
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 08:22 | 0 |
Sounds good to me. Thanks!
George McNally
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 10:49 | 0 |
Thank you kind sir :-)
HammerheadFistpunch
> raygone
10/20/2014 at 11:18 | 0 |
be sure to check out oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/cruisin as well as overland.kinja.com especially if you need reasons top spend your cash on things
Shaggy
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 14:51 | 0 |
Thank you, sir!!
Shaggy
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 14:52 | 0 |
May I additionally apply to write the occasional article on Oppo?
bwp240
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 18:30 | 0 |
Hi,
For some reason I still have not been allowed to publish anything on Opposite Lock, it's been 4 days. Idk if there is a waiting period or something went wrong, just letting you know.
Thanks
HammerheadFistpunch
> bwp240
10/20/2014 at 18:34 | 0 |
It didn't get added for some reason, I just tried again and you show up in the list now. Give it a whirl.
Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2014 at 21:07 | 0 |
A few months ago, Sam Smith wrote a column for Road & Track about manual transmissions and online discussions regarding them. There was one memorable quote from it, which I misremembered as (my screen name). The actual paragraph including it was:
"The Luddite retort is the most common, and also the most grating. You know: Person A says Car X should offer three pedals. Person B immediately condenses that position to ha-ha you hate new things shut up and hand-crank your Model T already."
Also, apologies if I was acting like a dick to you a few days ago. It didn't seem like it when I was writing it, but I will try harder to be less thoughtless next time.
Matthewgentle
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/22/2014 at 10:19 | 0 |
hey could I please get authorship, I'd like some insight from the oppo community on my next car purchase, thanks!
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/24/2014 at 15:45 | 0 |
Think I could get authorship? I've been thinking about running some posts about my AW11 build.
HammerheadFistpunch
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/24/2014 at 15:50 | 1 |
Sidways, dirt, Aw11? you've got my vote. Welcome aboard.
Danny Gross
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/24/2014 at 18:46 | 0 |
Am I too late to the party? I'd greatly appreciate having authorship.
AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/25/2014 at 03:30 | 0 |
Not sure if anyone is still checking this but could I possibly get authorship as well? I've got some bizarre car pictures I'd love to share.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/25/2014 at 20:22 | 0 |
Can I into Oppo? It would be amazing to interact with such a friendly and generally excellent online automotive community.
Baeromez
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/26/2014 at 17:57 | 0 |
If you're still checking this, I'd like to request authorship please! Been lurking since '07ish, had an account since way before Kinja, back when you didn't need authorship, but I let it go because I didn't want to link it with my facebook account. I'd like to be back in black, but I'm only back in grey.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Baeromez
10/26/2014 at 21:52 | 0 |
you're in
HammerheadFistpunch
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/26/2014 at 21:59 | 0 |
you got it.